Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Maintain up the excellent operate



It's always nice to make an impact

I discovered your blog website on google and examine a couple of of your early posts. Continue to maintain up the excellent operate. I simply further up your RSS feed to my MSN Information Reader. Searching for ahead to reading extra from you afterward!

I think the last sentence goes back in time, or leaps into the future, I can't quite tell.

Flattery will get you...



Posted here, as long as the comment is dumb enough:

require to know by now, your writing goes to the nitty-gritty of the subject. Your lucidity leaves me desirous to know more. Just so you already, i will instantly grab your feed to keep up up to now with your blog. Stating thanks is merely my little way of claiming what a masterpiece for a grand resource. Allow In my nicest needs for your incoming post.

Never knew my lucidity was so powerful!!

Monday, May 28, 2012

Return the Desire



The link associated with this one is not for a dating site - although it looks like it should be:

Hi, i think that i saw you visited my blog so i got here to ?return the desire?.I am trying to to find issues to improve my site!I suppose its good enough to use some of your concepts!!

Do the question marks indicate that returning the desire is in question??

Sunday, May 27, 2012

Sometimes they almost make sense...



This is definitely not one of them

The beginning having to do with going to be the article comes straight to going to be the point to explore display his point concerning get to see.

This one has me speechless.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

I think they are selling something?



They had me at Aggressive Quotes:

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"Not how someone as well says it" - yes, they say it best.

Friday, May 18, 2012

Nights on the tiles



I've always thought having an emergency van would be a good thing:

Truly the only what you require to help be considered will be an age sixteen years and years or even elderly, UK citizenship as well as a work of some type. It is possible to be lent only L80 or possibly to the extent that L1000 provided that you desire. Obtain a advance loan, and often, there is a revenue settled as part of your credit account in an hr. Apply it to emergency van or maybe residential vehicle repairs, the charge you incurred ignored, finances an exceptional nights on the tiles or even a end of the week break. Some folk maintain benefit pre-book, according independently which will 'just in case' relief.

"Sixteen years and years or even elderly" - perhaps that would make sense with UK citizenship?

To the next



This is from my parenting blog - hardly a "taboo subject"

An interesting discussion is price comment. I believe that you need to write extra on this matter, it won't be a taboo subject but generally persons are not sufficient to speak on such topics. To the next. Cheers

Discussion is price comment - I couldn't have said it better myself.

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Have your dollars in about one hour



Find the cash you will intend:

This reasonably competitive prices spare about additional payday loan spots, and this application process on-line streamlines plus hastens doing this, most of on your behalf. Find the cash you will want and also intend. Use it a more reasonable prefer - not really how someone also says you'll want to. Make an application on-line currently with regard to extremely fast approved now have your dollars in about one hour!

I think I'll try using this in a sentence today "not really how someone also says you'll want to"

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Biggish Hoard



Clearly spam for an apparel company, not sure I would want this kind of marketing though:

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Michael Kors seems to be a legit company - perhaps they should get something more than bozos posting span on blogs to get their name out there. Just a thought.

Please, no brooding



I think this is an offer to help, but I am not sure I want this kind of help?!?!?

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Who could refuse an offer to "glance out"??

Share the Love



The Thoreau quote adds some class:

Merely a smiling visitant here to share the love (:, btw outstanding pattern. "Make the most of your regrets... . To regret deeply is to live afresh." by Henry David Thoreau.

It is nice to know my goal of an outstanding pattern has finally been achieved!!

Monday, May 14, 2012

Pretty worth enough



Another very complimentary post:

I've been surfing online more than 3 hours today, yet I never found any interesting article like yours. It’s pretty worth enough for me. Personally, if all site owners and bloggers made good content as you did, the web will be a lot more useful than ever before.

Pretty worth enough - not bad after 3 hours of searching.

Advocate this trek



This one speaks for itself:

I loved as plenty as you volition receive carried external proper here. The draft is elegant, your authored substantial classy. still, you instruct get got an edginess beyond that you poverty be turning in the audience. unpropitious indubitably happen extra in the previous once more as truly the unchanging nearly much continuously interior case you advocate this trek.

Who knew that "get" and "got" could be used next to each other?

Saturday, May 12, 2012

Paradoxically



This one gets credit for making sense, for the most part, but the word use is to wonderful not to share:

These days of austerity and relative anxiety about getting debt, many people balk about the idea of having a credit card in order to make purchase of merchandise as well as pay for any gift giving occasion, preferring, instead just to rely on this tried and trusted means of making settlement - raw cash. However, if you possess cash available to make the purchase 100 %, then, paradoxically, that's the best time for them to use the credit cards for several causes

I am curious to find out more yet scared to know what else they have to say - what a paradox!!

Brief...



Yet still incoherent:

I am perpetually thought about this, appreciate it for posting

If only these posts posted themselves.

Watch out for brussels



Not sure what they meant us to watch out for here:

Hi there, simply changed into aware of your blog thru Google, and found that it is truly informative. I’m gonna watch out for brussels. I will appreciate if you happen to proceed this in future. Lots of other people will probably be benefited from your writing. Cheers!

But still, so complimentary you almost want to keep it.

Friday, May 11, 2012

Mystical Storyline of Informations



This one had me from the start:

Mystical storyline of Informations that the professionals wouldn't like your business to be aware of. One particular travel all your visitors is raving about. Geez, remarkable product. Your organization have to check out holidays immediately whilst it's still in stock !

I also appreciate the use of "whilst"

Will there be battle?


I also strain to determine "what type to worry much more" - although I worry about the author of this one (much more):

Although problems all over the world today, coming from politics problems on the financial system, My partner and i do not know what type to worry much more. All of them straining me away! That in order to election regarding, how you can guard my personal money, will i preserve my own task, will there be battle?

The battle has begun, my friend. English teachers around the world are hunting you down!!!

100% Ligament

This one came in email as an image - we've all seen them.  The grammar is an immediate clue that it is questionable at best.  But the 100% ligament made me laugh out loud!!

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MIT is looking for Secret Shoppers?

This came from an MIT.edu email address:
Congratulation!!
You have been selected for assignment as a "Secretshopper" in your area.
You will get $200 has been a Secretshopper and your employment packet
will include funds for the shopping. Full job description will be sent
to you prior in your assignment. You will have access to training
materials after you register.
Money order or Payment check would be in a certain amount which you
would be required to Cash a your Bank, deduct your salary and have the
rest used for the evaluation.
Provide the following information if you interested and we will get back
shortly with an your assignment.
* First/Last Name:
* Physical Address:
* ZlP_CODE:
* City_State_Country:
* Home/Cell Phone:
* Alternative Email:
* Present Age:
* Current Occupation:
We are waiting your good response, Thank you.

Regards,
AGENT RECRUITMENT
Officer Recruiters
@All Rights Reserved


They will have to continue to wait for my good response - I think I will pass.

Thursday, May 10, 2012

A fabulous pity



This one comes close to making sense, but it doesn't quite check forth:

It’s a fabulous pity you actually don’t enjoy a contribute switch! I’d most definitely contribute to that exceptional blog page! Document suppose that at the moment i’ll accept book-marking and additionally using any Rss to make sure you great Google and bing membership. Document check forth to make sure you new improvements all of which show this approach site by means of great Youtube crew:

What a fabulous pity.

Bright Clear Idea? Hardly



Wow, this one is pretty confusing:

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Wonderful Beat - a phrase I will have to use in my day to day life.

Run out from Post



This is one of several that comes with a little quote:

You are my aspiration, I own few blogs and often run out from post :). "'Tis the most tender part of love, each other to forgive." by John Sheffield.

I am sure Sheffield would be so proud that is quote was used in such a valuable manner. Assuming this is
John Sheffield, 1st Duke of Buckingham and Normanby, and not John Sheffield, the actor who played Tarzan.

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Point of fact nice



It is hard to make fun of such a complimentary comment, but...

I believe this is one of the most significant info for me. And i'm happy studying your article. However want to commentary on some basic issues, The site taste is ideal, the articles is in point of fact nice : D. Just right activity, cheer

Okay, so it isn't that hard - HA!!

Middle of Heart

From last month:
There are some fascinating closing dates in this article but I don’t know if I see all of them middle to heart. There may be some validity however I will take hold opinion until I look into it further. Good article , thanks and we wish extra! Added to FeedBurner as nicely


Classic, simply classic

Sense this Susceptible


This one is a bit hard to read, which makes it even more fun:


Bless you for sharing captivating intelligences. Your position is so composed. I am impressed by the narrates that you've on this website. It uncovers how nicely you sense this susceptible. Bookmarked this website usher, choose occur back for over points. You, my cohort, ROCK! I originate unbiased the word I once searched omnipresent besides merely couldn't occur beyond. What an exemplary fabric place.

Good to know I have a cohort that things I ROCK!!

Canvass On

From one of my blogs:


We’re a gaggle of voluntarys plus opportunity a new strategy in our people. Your tangle place offered us accompanying priceless info to canvass on. You’ve over a formidable employment besides our intact community muscle be thankful to you.

A gaggle of goodness!!

What is here?

This will be a blog of various comments that simply fit the Dumb Ass Comments category.  These will be comments posted on my other blogs (typically by spammers from foreign countries) as well as things overheard, said directly or even thought in response to someone else.  Anything goes, as long as the tag fits!!