This might be something you would expect on the No Agenda podcast:
I'm certain you might have heard about the news regarding the Miami 'zombie'. Remarkably, I've read it turned out the task for your government... you are able to image it as T-Virus carrying out it is action. They are basically using Cocaine to curb the public's doubts; when it reality, it had been the exercise of the virus getting injected in to an unsuspected being. Get your guns prepared!
A poorly worded warning is better than no warning at all.
